Why is anyone surprised by this? By now we should all know that most professional athletes use some sort of PEDs. If it's not anabolic steroids it's blood doping or even large amounts of caffeine. Pro sports is a very lucrative business with high rewards and equally high risks, why would any of these guys not want to boost their performance beyond their natural limits when there is a huge paycheck and millions in Nike endorsements on the line? Being an average Joe doesn't get your face on the Wheaties box and a relationship with Sheryl Crow, but winning 7 Tours de France does. Just ask Sheryl Crow if she would ever date Lance Armstrong the one-testicled janitor?
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